On Neo-Gastonism
Neo-Gastonism is an ironic political philosophy that idolizes the character Gaston from the 1991 Disney movie, Beauty and the Beast, in which Gaston is portrayed as the protagonist. Obviously, no one thinks Gaston is the unironic hero of the story, rather it is more of a commentary on how both Belle and the Beast are unlikeable and villainous. The idealized version of Gaston is often portrayed as akin to the similar looking Brom Bones from the 1949 Disney short, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow. Gaston is, by far, not the most innocent of Disney characters. For example, Governor Radcliffe from Pocahontas does nothing wrong, and is in complete agreement with his crew until the climax of the movie, when he mistakes the Chief Powhatan’s sparing of John Smith as a trap. The English crew were literally singing about “Killing savages,” on their voyage across the Atlantic. The evil of the Beast should be obvious. He takes Belle’s father, Maurice, prisoner, abuses his staff, holds Belle...